This is Kung Fu for your anus. If you are lathering it on， God help you.（这简直是菊花上的中国功夫。只需要一点，就有如神助。）
Seriously， it is like applying rose-colored ice cream to your bum， and the cool LASTS.（讲真，就像在你的屁眼上涂了玫瑰色的冰淇淋那样，凉而持久。）
Well this product was really a shot in the dark for me！（这个药膏对外我来说简直是黑暗中的一束光！）
The person who created this stuff should receive a Nobel Prize.（创造这个药的人应该得诺贝尔奖。）
It gets hot/cold depending on the perceiver''''s experience within minutes! （涂上药膏的刹那，你的屁股上会奏响冰与火之歌。）
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